Well, my girlfriend and I essentially broke up today. The conversation went something like this:
| Girlfriend: | “Happy anniversary!” |
|---|---|
| Raja: | “Yay!” |
| Girlfriend: | “By the way, let’s see other people.” |
| Raja: | “Boo!” |
So now I’ve got to transition back into the single-life again. Just today, I’ve already begun to once again chew with my mouth open, scratch myself in public, openly pass various gases, and refer to women as “those things.” Now I’ve just got to master the art of not putting the seat up, and I’ll be all set.
…humor makes such a good defense-mechanism.
