Heidi: “So wait, [Raja]… what did you get on your ACTs? A 33?”
Raja: “Ya…”
Heidi “And what was your GPA?”
Raja: “2.7…
…stop laughing.”
[edit]
Girlfriend: “They probably just accepted you as a filler, because they expect you to pay and drop out right away.”
Raja: “Thanks, hun.”
Girlfriend: “Anytime.”