The greatest joy in life
Recently a picture of me has been circulating the internet; and rather than start a petition to protect my right of privacy, I figured I’d just show you all me myself, before anyone else could. So without further ado, I present to you BlueRaja, in all his Godliness and glory.
While we’re at it, here’s a picture of my girlfriend, who’s the guilty party in circulating that incredibly-sexy-picture of the incredibly-sexy-me in the first place.
If anyone would like my full name, address, height, weight, date of birth, phone-number, blood-type, social-security number, credit-card numbers, marital status, mother’s maiden name, password, or waist-size, feel free to drop me an email and go to hell.