Monthly Archives: May 2005

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Posted by BlueRaja on May 28, 2005 – 4:02 am
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Dear Diary,
Today I lost the will to live.
In case you couldn’t tell, that’s Paris Hilton taking a big juicy bite out of a BK spicy BBQ burger.

Good bye, unusually cruel world!

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Posted by BlueRaja on May 25, 2005 – 4:13 am
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I found out today that if a christ and an antichrist collide, their mass is converted to pure energy.

[edit] “It was said during the 1994 elections there wasn’t one candidate that could be elected to national office unless they supported the death penalty.  Which got me to thinking, if Jesus Christ were here and running for elected office, would the Christian Coalition vote for him?“
-Jimmy Tingle

Update

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Posted by BlueRaja on May 19, 2005 – 4:00 am
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Update:  Stop emailing me.  I’ll update when I feel like it, damn it.

Thank you for your time.