The greatest joy in life<\/i><\/p>\n
Recently a picture of me has been circulating the internet<\/a>; and rather than start a petition to protect my right of privacy, I figured I’d just show you all me myself, before anyone else could. So without further ado, I present to you BlueRaja<\/a>, in all his Godliness and glory<\/a>. If anyone would like my full name, address, height, weight, date of birth, phone-number, blood-type, social-security number, credit-card numbers, marital status, mother’s maiden name, password, or waist-size, feel free to drop me an email and go to hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The greatest joy in life Recently a picture of me has been circulating the internet; and rather than start a petition to protect my right of privacy, I figured I’d just show you all me myself, before anyone else could. So without further ado, I present to you BlueRaja, in all his Godliness and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blueraja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blueraja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blueraja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blueraja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blueraja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.blueraja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":264,"href":"https:\/\/www.blueraja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions\/264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.blueraja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blueraja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.blueraja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
While we’re at it, here’s a picture of my girlfriend<\/a>, who’s the guilty party in circulating that incredibly-sexy-picture of the incredibly-sexy-me in the first place.<\/p>\n