Lessons in life I’ve learned the hard way<\/i><\/p>\n
Raja:<\/b> “Heck ya, violence is funny.”
Girlfriend:<\/b> “So it would be funny if I beat you?”
Raja:<\/b> “That would be hilarious; I can just see you filling your purse with bricks and whacking me over the head – I’d be lying on the ground, bleeding and laughing away.”
Girlfriend:<\/b> “I don’t carry a purse.”
Raja:<\/b> “Then just beat me with a brick; whatever’s most convenient for you.”<\/p>\n
Raja:<\/b> “When I need dead babies, I go down to the abortion clinic.”<\/p>\n
Girlfriend:<\/b> “I shouldn’t get irritated over you asking questions.”
Raja:<\/b> “Good; can we have a threesome?”<\/p>\n
Raja:<\/b> “I wouldn’t say you’re more<\/i> important than the TV – it’s about equal.”<\/p>\n
Raja:<\/b> “No, but seriously, you’re obviously more important to me than TV is. If you were hanging off a cliff by a rope, and TV were hanging off a cliff by a rope, I’d definately try to save you first.”<\/p>\n
Raja:<\/b> “I could always buy a new TV; but new girlfriends are too expensive.”<\/p>\n
Raja:<\/b> “Your computer’s making funny noises? Here’s what you do: just pick it up, and shake it real hard. Shuts it up every time. Works with small children, too.”<\/p>\n
Girlfriend:<\/b> “You know what they say about assuming…”
Raja:<\/b> “It makes an ass out of you.”
Girlfriend:<\/b> “And me.”
Raja:<\/b> “Exactly.”<\/p>\n
There were more, but I’m pretty sure that if I posted them, she’d break up with me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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